this takes ‘wings of freedom’ to a whole new level omfg
Captain America met Erwin Smith apparently
So the Hulk was this classic male power fantasy. It’s like, most of the people reading comic books were these people like me who were just these little kids getting the shit kicked out of them every day… And so then they created She-Huk, right? Who was still smart… I think She-Hulk is the chick that you could fuck if you were Hulk, you know what I’m saying? … She-Hulk was the extension of the male power fantasy. So it’s like if I’m going to be this geek who becomes the Hulk then let’s create a giant green porn star that only the Hulk could fuck.
FLAMES! ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
SERIOUSLY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
FORGET ABOUT THE FACT THAT JEN IS BRUCE’S COUSIN, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY INCAPABLE OF SEEING SHE-HULK AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A FUCK TOY FOR ANOTHER CHARACTER?
NOT MAYBE A FEMALE POWER FANTASY OF HAVING STRENGTH?
CAUSE THE THING IS BRUCE HATE HATE HATES BEING THE HULK, WHILE JEN IS TOTALLY ON BOARD WITH IT. SHE HAS HER STRENGTH AND HER SMARTS, SHE HAS THE BALANCE THAT BRUCE TRIES SO HARD TO FIND.
THAT GOYER WOULD SAY THIS ABOUT ANY FEMALE CHARACTER IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND OFFENSIVE AND SEXIST. THAT HE WOULD SAY THIS ABOUT SHE-HULK SHOWS THAT HE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT COMICS HE’S TALKING ABOUT.
I’M WITH LEAH HERE. I WILL FUCKING END YOU. WOW FUCK YOU I HAVE LITERALLY NO INTEREST IN THIS MOVIE NOW IF THIS IS THIS SHIT’S ATTITUDE ABOUT FEMALE CHARACTERS, PARTICULARLY SHE-HULK.
JEN IS EVERYTHING OKAY. I don’t say that about a character lightly, but she has been and always will be EVERYTHING in regards to the ultimate female character FOR FEMALES. She’s witty, caring, fun, adventurous. She has her day job as a lawyer and then her job superheroing. She’s SO intelligent and SO strong and she finds beauty in herself in every single aspect. She never shrinks back, both personality-wise and physically, She is ALWAYS who she is in every aspect and as a young girl that meant EVERYTHING to me. Because you don’t see that, ever. You don’t see the beauty and the brains who also isn’t here for anyone but herself.
Artists may cheesecake the fuck out of She-Hulk every once in a while but if you EVER read ANY of the comics about her you’d actually know that isn’t anything of what her character is about. Jen is balance within herself in a world that constantly tells girls and women who and what they should be. She-Hulk is in direct opposition of all of that.
Not that I’m surprised that we’ve got another perv playing at being a fanboy taking the reigns of a movie.
Also what upsets me for this, is that not only does the point of her character completely goes amiss, but wow her character in apparently his eyes is just a ‘green porn star for Hulk to fuck’. What the fuck? I’m not even immersed that well with She-Hulk but wow do I know enough that she’s a million times more of a character (and an awesome bad ass who will kick your ass) than for you to imagine being Hulk and having sex with.
And as if it couldn’t get any worst, this guy is the sequel writer for 'Man of Steel'…….No female character should be in his hands at all.(via thepageofhopes)
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty